The day I pawned a Guardian Angel.

Everybody's been asking me how my car accident involving my Megatron (a Honda city) and a Guardian Angel bus and it gets so tiring to tell the story again and again so I'm going to blog about it.

So, I was driving along Espana from Taft and the lane I was in (innermost lane) was too slow so I decided to switch lanes. I'd like to believe I'm a good driver so I act like one. After signalling that that I will change lanes and checked my side mirror to check that there are no incoming cars, I made my turn when this bus from the outermost lane turned quickly without signalling to the lane I was getting in and cut in front of me (middle lane. There are three lanes in Espana if you're confused.). I quickly pushed on my brakes but the bus still got me and a loud noise was heard. The bus didn't stop and kept on going. I thought that the bus just moved in order to get out of the way of traffic so I pulled over and immediately got out of the car to check Megatron's injuries. Before I even got to the area that's supposed to be damaged, I noticed that the bus didn't pull over as I though but instead just kept on going. As soon as I saw the massive damage to my baby's bumper my vision went red. I jumped in my car and chased the bus. The bus driver noticed I was tailing him so he sped off and pursuit ensued. I chased the bus in alleyways, I even crashed into crates, a boy in a bike lost his balance and somehow chickens were flying. I finally caught up with the bus and bumped into it until it stopped. As soon as it stopped, I Mcgyvered an RPG out of Tic Tacs, rubber bands and my clearance form. I then turned my car around so Megatron doesn't have to see what I'm about to do. I fired the RPG and walked away in slow motion while putting on my sunglasses I suddenly had from the explosion.

Pictured: Badassery

I then looked at Megatron and he appeared to be what I imagined a car crying manly. I then patted his hood and said, "Hush, everything's going to be alright." Then we drove into the sunset.

(This is a true story. Why are there no press coverage of such epic badassery? I obviously killed all witnesses. Even the chickens.)